GLASS DIMONDS.
Thare iz az mutch difference between wit and humor, az thare iz between the ile and the essence of peppermint.
It iz a safe kalkulashun that the more praze a man iz willing to take, the less he deserves.
Thare iz but phew people in this world underrated.
Honesty iz the only aristokrasy that i acknoweledge; an honest man iz alwus a well-bred man and a gentleman.
Politeness iz not only the most powerful, but the cheapest argument I kno ov. The more wrinkles i kan see in a man’s face the better i like it, provided a smile lays in each one ov the gutters.
The philosophers tell us that “natur abhors a vacum.” This ackounts for the sawdust in sum mens heds.
Thare iz now and then a person to whom sosiety owes menny obligashuns, but most people owe all thare iz ov them tew sosiety.
If yu pull the sting out ov a hornet hiz moral power iz gone in a minnit.