We are all ov us willing tew divide our sorrows amung our nabors, but our plezzures we are more stingy with.
Sages and phools are the only two kinds ov people that the world kan afford tew hav liv in solitude.
If a man waz kompletely virtewous, i doubt whether he would be happy here, he would be so lonesum.
It dont require mutch tallent tew giv good advice, but tew follow it duz.
Altho the mule iz looked upon az a stupid kritter, he makes sum most brilliant hits.
Every man haz a weak side, and sum hav two or three.
He who demands respekt almost allways deserves it.
Ridikule that ain’t true haz no partikular power.
I wouldn’t giv 250 dollars cash, or good dicker, for all the fame thare iz in the world at this partikular junktur.
Mi opinyun ov mankind, az a brilliant suckcess, needs a good deal ov nussing.