No church kan expekt tew be very suckcessful now days, unless it haz got a good orkestra in it.
Hope iz a thoughtless jade—she often cheats us, but she haz no malace.
When i waz yung i thought all money spent waz well invested, but az i get older i cypher different.
God makes opportunitys, but man must hunt for them.
Invenshun and judgement are seldom found together.
Ambishun tew shine in everything iz a sure way tew put a man’s kandell all out.
Man’s make up iz ov natur and custom, and i don’t kno which ov the two iz the most powerfullest.
A grate brag iz either a phool or a coward, and probably he iz both.
Az long az we are lucky we attribit it tew our smartness; our bad luck we giv the gods credit for.
Thare iz one person in this world that every boddy kan tell yu all about, and that iz the next door nabor.