Pitty costs nothing,—and aint worth nothing.
What men kant do, they are apt to admire,—they dont criticise a mountain, bekauze they kant make one.
Poverty is one ov them kind ov misfortunes, that we all ov us dread, but none ov us pitty.
Thare iz lots ov people in this world who covet misfortunes, jist for the luxury ov grunting.
It iz comparitively eazy tew repent ov the sins that we hav committed, but tew repent ov thoze which we intend to commit, is asking tew mutch ov enny man, now days.
I thank God for one thing, and that iz, when every buddy else iz happy, i am sure to be.
Most men go thru life, az rivers go tew the sea, bi following the lay ov the ground.
In youth we run into difficultys, in old age, diffikultys runs into us.
“Times ain’t az they used tew be”—this haz bin the sollum, and wize remark ov mankind, ever since Adam waz a boy.
Secrets are cussid poor property at best, if yu cirkulate 233 them, yu loze them, and if yu keep them, yu loze the interest on the investment.