The man who never makes enny mistakes, like the angle worm, never gits far away from hiz hole.
A brilliant blunder in a writer, iz often one ov hiz best hits.
Tyranny iz often changed, but never destroyed.
Sucking a whipt sillybub, thru a rhy straw, iz a good deal like trieing tew liv on buty.
I never knu a profound phool yet, who did not affekt gravity, nor a truly wize man, whoze face was not alwus cocked and primed, for a laugh.
Prudery iz nothing more than coquetry, gone to seed.
New York citty is a fasst place, yu kant even pass a phuneral procession, unless yu have got the fassest hoss.
Truth, haz hardly clothing enuff, tew hide its nakedness.
A pompous man, iz like a full blown bladder, it iz pure malice tew prick him.
The money, and morality ov this world, are a good deal alike, the principle never loses sight ov the interest.