Trew courage iz as gentle az a pet lamb.
When we are young we change our opinyuns too often. When we are old, too seldum.
Thare aint no people in this world who makes so menny blunders az thoze who don’t beleave “that enny good thing ever came out ov Nazareth.”
We lay all of our bad luk tew sum boddy else, but our successes we giv ourself kredit for.
Hurry and dispatch are often confounded, but they are az unlike az the habits ov the pissmire and the ant.
A dandy in love iz in just about az bad a fix az a stick ov mollassis kandy that haz half melted.
Thoze who luv most to play jokes upon others, luv least tew hav jokes played upon them.
One ov the most diffikult things for an old person tew forgit and at the same time the most necessary, iz that they are no longer young.
Seckond luv iz like a seckond case ov meazles—the pashunt alwus haz it light.
Men in luv alwus akt like phools or lunatiks, ackordin tew the amount ov their branes.