It iz better tew be stubborn than weak.
There iz no more degrading servitude in this life than tew be obliged tew flatter another.
Most men had rather be ritch than wize.
Fear and courage both seem tew be constitutional, for we often see the ignorant the most courageous, and the most wize the most timid.
About the best thing that extreme old age kan do for us iz tew make death a relief.
Phools are alwus a wishing for sumthing.
To be thoroughly pittyed will take the courage out ov enny man.
Envy iz just az natral tew the heart ov man az blood iz tew hiz boddy.
When a doktor looks me square in the face and kant see no money in me, them i am happy.
He who will flatter another, will rob him, if he gits a good chance.