As a gineral thing an individual who iz neat in hiz person iz neat in hiz morals.
Man iz mi brother, and I konsider that i am nearer related tew him thru hiz vices than i am thru hiz virtews.
Thare iz nothing about which the world makes so few blunders, and the individual so menny, as a man’s acktual importanse among hiz fellow critters.
A man with a very small head iz like a pin without enny, very apt tew git into things beyond hiz depth.
The pashuns ov an old man are often like hiz teeth, they 246 cease to trouble him, simply bekauze the nerve is ded.
The only pedigree worth transmitting iz virtew, and this iz the very thing that kant be transmitted. Affecktashun haz made more phools than the Lord haz.
About the nearest tew absolute insolvency that a man kan git in this world, and think he iz dieing rich, iz to leave nothing but a pedigree tew hiz family.
I don’t pretend tew hav enny less vile pashuns than my nabors, but i do despize the person, most heartily, who caters tew thoze i hav got.
The man who kant find enny thing to do in this world, iz az bad oph az a yearling heffer.