Thare iz no pashun ov the human heart that promises so much and pays so little az revenge.
Thare haint no man yet lived long enuff in this world tew doubt the infalibility ov hiz judgement.
Thare iz this odds between a humorous lekter and a scientiffick one, yu hav got to understand the humorous lektur tew enjoy it, but you kan enjoy the scientiffick one without understanding it.
It iz but a step from zeal tew bigotry, but it iz a step that iz most generally taken.
Don’t lay enny certain plans for the fewter, it iz like planting tuds, and expekting tew raze tudstools.
No man yet who had strength ov mind enuff ever resorted tew cunning. Cunning iz haff brother tew fear, and they are both ov them weakness.
Natur once in a while makes a phool, but az a general thing phools, like garments, are made tew order.
A man who iz good company for himself is alwus good company for others.
Genuine praize consists in naming a man’s faultz to hiz face, and hiz good qualitys tew hiz back.
One ov the best temporary cures for pride and affektashun that i hav ever seen tried iz sea sickness; a man who wants tew vomit never puts on airs.