A fault concealed iz but little better than one indulged in.
Witty speeches are like throwing stones at a target, the more time spent in taking aim, the less danger thare iz in hitting the mark.
I have alwus noticed one thing, when a person bekums disgusted with this world, and konkludes to withdraw from it, the world very kindly lets the person went.
Woman haz no friendships. She either loves, despises, or hates.
A day in the life ov an old man iz like one ov the last days in the fall ov the year, every hour brings a change in the weather.
I love tew see an old person joyfull, but not kickuptheheels-full.
A coquette in love iz just about az tame az a bottle ov ginger pop that haz stood sum time with the cork pulled out.
Human happiness iz like the Hottentott language, enny boddy kan talk it well enuff, but thare ain’t but phew can understand it.
Gravity iz no more evidence of wisdom than a paper colar iz ov a shirt.
Whatever Providence haz given us the fakulty tew do, he haz given us the power tew do.