The safest way for most folks to do iz to do az the rest do. Thare aint but phew who kan navigate without a kompass.
A wize man iz never konfounded bi what he dont understand, but a phool generally iz.
Yung man, don’t grind yure scythe all on one side!
I don’t know ov a more lamentable sight than an old rake—even repentance looks like a weakness in him.
Politeness iz often wasted, but it iz a good and a cheap mistake tew make. Our very best thoughts often cum tew us sudden, but seldum perfekt. They require polishing up tew make them komplete.
Do a good turn, yung man, whenever yu kan, even if yu hav tew turn a grindstun to do it.
Repentance iz generally konsidered a weakness, but i kno ov nothing more indikative ov strength.
Human knowledge iz not very komprehensiv after all, for i hav seen men who could kalkulate an eklips to a dot, who couldn’t harness a hoss tew save their lives.
I don’t kno ov a more diffikult karacter tew fill, nor a more butiful one when filled, than the command in the Bible—“Be ye az wize az a sarpent, but harmless az a dove.”
Every boddy in this world wants watching, but none more than ourselves.