As in a game ov cards, so in the game ov life, we must play what is dealt tew us, and the glory consists, not so mutch in winning, as in playing a poor hand well.
If I was asked which was the best way, in these days ov temptashun, tew bring up a boy, i should say—bring him up the back way.
I hav known folks whose calibre was very small, but whose bore was very big.
If a man begins life bi being fust Lutenant in his familee, he never need to look for promoshun.
A pet lam, alwus makes a kross ram.
I never could cee any use in making wooden gods mail and femail.
FUST IMPRESHUNS.
Fust impreshuns are sed tew be lasting. Enny man who haz only been stung bi a hornet once will swear to this.
FUST IMPRESHUNS.