The best reformers are thoze who are all the time trieing tew reform themselfs, thus presenting tew the world one good example, worth at least a dozen precepts.
Rum, dice, and lust bring all men tew one common level.
About the only difference between the poor and the ritch, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the ritch hav tu enjoy it.
The time tew pray is not when we are in a tight spot, but jist as soon as we git out ov it.
There iz 2 things in this life for which we are never fully prepared, and that iz twins.
Yu ma make a whissel out ov a pig’s tale, but if yu du, you’ll find you’ve spilte a very worthy tale, and got a devilish poor whissel.
STRAY CHILDREN.
I dont think thare iz ennything that a man iz remarkable for, that iz more kultivated, than hiz excentricitys.
