The only safe way for most people tew git along in this world iz tew watch others, and do jist az they do.
Human happiness iz like Joseph’s coat—a thing of menny colors.
I kant tell which iz the wuss off, the man who iz all hed and no heart, or the one who iz all heart and no hed.
Hope iz no flatterer—she cheats every body alike, but after all, iz the best friend we have got.
Every boddy seems tew dispize a hippokrit—God, man, and the devil.
An idle man iz always a bizzy one—he spends all hiz time hunting for nothing to do.
Thare are but phew people in this world who make more trouble than a bizzy phool.
Knowledge iz power no doubt, but it iz not always virtew—thare are sum people who only edukate their vices.
Every man should kno sumthing ov law—if he knows enuff tew keep out ov it, he iz a pretty good lawyer.
Waiting for a ded mans shoes iz just az mean az stealing the shoes before the man dies.