Thare would be but mighty phew sekrets in this world if folks would tend tew their own bizness.
The man who wears out iz like a nimble sixpence—he iz alwus worth the face, and keeps bright to the last.
Yu may make a mistake in a man’s kapacity, but yu kant in hiz vanity.
Natur never haff-finishes a job, nor underlets a kontrakt.
Take all the dangers out ov this world and it would be a coward’s paradise.
Thare ain’t ennything that will kompletely kure lazyness, but i hav known a seckond wife tew hurry it sum.
A good naturd man haz got one ov them kind ov souls that will gro ennything that iz planted in it, good, bad, or indiffirent.
Human happiness iz sutch an eazy, simple thing that thoze who hav the most ov it kno it the least.
Thare are men in this world whom flattery makes stronger, bekauze it makes them more kareful; but sutch men are skarse.
Yu kant larn a piggin tew fli slo, nor a snail tew trot fast.