Integrity in youth iz allmost certain tew bekum wisdum, and honor in old age.
Thare iz no person worth being jealous ov who iz willing tew be the kause ov it.
Wise men hav but phew konfidants, and cunning ones, none.
Heaven iz ever kind tew us, she puts our humps on our backs, so that we kant see them.
The genuine christians are the laffing ones, the man who haz tew watch hiz morality all the time for fear it will kik up its heels iz phull ov the devil’s oats.
Hunting for a honest man iz just about as mutch like work az trieing tew trace out a kat’s pedigree.
Most ov the excentricitys we meet with amung men iz mere affektashun.
Pashunce iz a good thing for a man tew hav, provided he don’t hav too mutch ov it; thare iz a point at which pashunce begins tew be ignorance.
Take the mistery out ov things and they lose two-thirds of their attrackshun.
When a man iz thoroughly lazy, he iz good for nothing only tew shoot at.