Abuse generally iz helthy, but sumtimes it cums from so low a source that it don’t do a man enny good.
It takes more time and tallents tew be a suckcessful hypokrit than it duz tew be a christian.
Thare are but phew things that we suffer more misery from than we do from cowardice.
The cluss intimacys ov old age seem tew konsist in kompareing gouts and rumatiss.
Mankind in general seem tew take about az mutch pride in bragging ov their faults az ov their virtews.
About the best that enny ov us kan do iz tew konceal our phailings.
Persons ov the koldest naturs when they do love, love the 262 fiercest—so green wood when it gits tew burning makes the hottest fire.
Suckcess iz az hard tew define az falling oph from a log, a man kant alwuss tell exackly how he did it.
Thare iz one pashun (and it iz the meanest one) that no man who haz ever lived, haz been free from, and that iz envy.
Indolence iz one ov the strongest pashuns, becauze it iz one ov the most natral ones.