Mi opinyun iz, and will kontinue tew be, that the phools hav done about az mutch hurt in this world az the malishus hav.
Temper should be curbed, not broken.
I dont kno ov enny thing in this world, that iz worth more, than money that iz honestly got, and virteuously spent.
The truly great are alwus the eazyest tew approach.
Fun, deviltry, and death, lurk in the wine-cup.
I wouldn’t undertake tew korrekt a mans sektarian views enny quicker than i would tell him which road tew take at a 4 corners, when i didn’t know miself which waz the right one.
I haven’t mutch doubt that man sprung from the monkey, but what bothers me, iz, whare the cussid monkey sprung from.
After a man haz got a good opinyun ov himself, the next best thing iz tew hav the good opinyun ov others.
Most enny boddy thinks they kan be a good phool, and they kan, but tew play the phool good iz not so handy.
It may be a leetle vexashus, but i don’t konsider it enny disgrace tew be bit bi a dog.