Whenever a minister haz preached a sermon that pleazes 281 the whole congregashun, he probably haz preached one that the Lord wont endorse.
Evry boddy seems tew be willing to be a phool himself, but he kant bear tew hav ennyboddy else one.
Truth iz the edict ov God.
The philosophers, az a class, are a sett ov old grannys, who possess grate knowledge, part ov which haz bin handed down tew them, and the ballance they guess at.
About the fust and the last thing a human being duz in this world, iz tew shed tears.
Thare iz no grater proff ov the power of love than that the crimes committed in its interests are in a measure hallowed.
I kan tell exackly how mi nabors yung ones ought tew be fetched up, but i aint so clear about mi own.
A loafer iz a person who iz willing tew be abuzed for the privilege ov abusing others.
Thare iz sum folks in this world who spend their whole time hunting after rhighteousness and haint got enny spare time tew praktiss it.
Adversity haz the same effekt on a man that severe training duz on the pugilist—it reduces him tew his fighting waight.