It dont require but a phew branes tew make up an atheist, for the less a man knows the less he generally beleaves.
The man who tries tew please everyboddy iz az fickle bi natur az a puppy.
Plezzure iz like mollassiss, tew mutch ov it spiles the taste for everything.
The most miserable people i kno ov are thoze who make plezzure a bizzness; it iz like sliding down a hill 25 miles long.
Thare iz no seed so sure tew produce a big yield az wild oats, and the krop iz repentance.
Politeness iz like ginger-pop, there ain’t mutch nourishment in it, but it haz a pleazant pop and a refreshing flavor.
Profane swaring in a man iz like continual crowing in a barn-yard rooster, a plan tew keep their courage or importanse.
CHICKEN FEED.
Thare iz one kritter in this world whoze trubbles yu kant console, and she iz—a setting hen.
Thoze persons who spend all ov their spare time watching their simptoms, are the kind who enjoy poor health.