One ov the hardest things to do is to be a good listener, thoze who are stone deaf succeed the best.
If you don’t kno how to lie, cheat and steal, turn yure attenshun to pollyticks, and learn how.
Thare are men who seem to be born on purpose to step into 291 every thing, they kant set a common rat trap without gitting ketched in it.
A sekret iz like an aking tooth, it keeps us uneasy until it iz out.
I hav larn’t one thing, bi grate experience, and that iz, I want as much watching az mi nabors do.
The only way to larn sum men how to do enny thing, iz to do it yourself.
I don’t rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing, unless thare waz a man or two around.
A wize man is never so mutch alone, as when he iz in a crowd, and never so mutch in a crowd as when he iz alone.
I am satisfied that thare iz more weakness among men than malice.
Thare iz no man in the world so easy to cheat az ourselfs.