Thare iz a grate deal ov rezolushun in Gin, but kussid little judgment.
A nikname will not only outliv a man, but outlast even hiz tombstun.
What iz the chief end ov man? To foot hiz wife’s bills and foot the man who insults her.
A genial old man iz pleasant tew look upon, but a frisky old man is too mutch like an Irish wake to be captivating.
A man who kant fiddle but one tune, i don’t kare how well he kan do it, ain’t a permanent suckcess.
HOT KORN.
After all i don’t kno az thare iz ennything in this world that pays mutch better than being a natral born phool.
A literary reputashun iz hard tew git and eazy tew loose, and when once lost iz lost forever.
Thare iz grate art in growing old gracefully.