If a man haz got a good reputashun he better git it insured, for they are dredful risky.
Misplaced charity iz a good blunder tew make. If yu want tew git a good general idee ov a man’s karakter find out from him what hiz opinion ov his nabor iz.
It iz a grate deal better for a man tew be defamed than tew be praized for what he don’t possess.
Genuine happiness is like a genuine ghost, everyboddy talks about them and seems tew beleaf in them, but i guess noboddy hain’t seen one yet.
Solomon remarked “that thare want ennything nu under the sun,” and it duz really seem that if a man sez ennything nu he haz got tew lie a leetle tew do it.
I serpose that whi advise is such a drug in the market iz bekauze the supply alwus exceeds the demand.
Dandys and blujays are alike, both worthless without their feathers.
Gold seems tew be the standard of all values in this world Even virtew in a poor man, iz quoted 75 per cent belo par.
Watching one’s helth all the time iz like watching the weather—a grate deal of time iz lost, and thare iz just az menny showers after all.
We hear a good deal sed about the freaks ov natur, but i hav alwus noticed that when natur makes a two-legged swine, she takes a mighty sight ov pains about it.