Thare iz two kinds ov hipokrits, the bold, and the humble, and the humble ones are the wust.
The grate strength ov simplicity lays in the words, not in the ideas.
I don’t beleave thare iz ennything in this world that will add to a man’s wealth, convenience or luxury, but what he kan git, if he will only hunt enuff for it.
All wimmin are bi natur flirts, but those who are the most so, have the least sense.
To be thoroughly good-natured, and yet avoid being imposed upon, shows great strength ov character.
Enny person who will deliberately flatter yu, will deliberately defame yu.
It iz a mighty hard job tew respekt the man that we hav tew forgiv.
I beleave thare iz more people in this world, honest from policy, than thare iz from principle.
Very old people often are free from all appearances ov sin, bekauze they hav nothing left for either tew feed upon.
Thare are people who are alwus anticipating trubble, and in this way they manage tew enjoy menny sorrows that never really happen tew them.