Fear ov sin haz made a grate menny more Christians than the luv ov virtew haz.
I kno ov sevral kinds ov kuriosity, but thare iz one kind which prompts us tew stick our noze into things just for the purpose ov smelling.
The luv ov praize never made enny man wuss, and haz made menny a man better.
Thoze people who are sik and disgusted with themselfs are the ones who suffer from ennui.
In bible times, when Balem’s ass spoke, it waz a mirakle; but the daze ov mirakels are over, and the greatest asses we hav in theze times are the gratest talkers.
Thare iz quite a difference between a luminous and a voluminous writer, altho menny authors konfound the two.
Thoze who hav never sukceeded themselfs are alwus the most reddy tew tell others how tew do it.
I am satisfied that the 2 gratest bores in the world are the Hoosick tunnel and the author who iz hunting up a publisher for his fust book.
If yu wish tew retain the friendship, or even luv, ov others, yu must keep them in yure hands, and not git into theirs.
It iz kind ov phunny that while modesty iz the gratest evidence ov merit, it seems tew be the poorest gurantee ov suckcess.