Faith and curiosity are the gin cocktails ov suckcess.
Advertising iz sed tew be a certain means of success; sum folks are so impressed with this truth, that it sticks out ov their tombstun.
Thare iz this diffrence between ignorance and error; ignorance iz stone blind, and error iz near-sighted; ignorance stands still and error only moves to run agin a post.
Economy iz a savings bank, into which men drop pennys, and git dollars in return.
There iz one thing yu kant put out, and that iz yure conscience; yu may smother it, but a coal pit, it kontains the charred remains.
The two richest men now living in Amerika that i kno of, iz the one who haz got the most money and the other who wants the least; and the last one iz the happiest ov the two.
REMNANTS.
Customs are like grease—they make ennything slip eazy.
Thare iz sum things that kant be counterfitted—a blush iz one ov them.
Goodness iz jist az mutch ov a studdy az mathumaticks iz.