When a rooster crows, he crows all over.
A poor, but dishonest cuss iz about az low down az enny man kan git, unless he drinks whiskee too.
Error will slip thru a crack, while truth will git stuck in a doorway.
The man who haz just found out he kant afford tew burn green wood haz taken hiz fust lesson in ekonemy.
Thare iz only one thing that kan beat truth, and that iz he who alwus speaks it.
It iz hard work, at fust sight, tew see the wisdum ov a rattle snaik bite, but thare iz thousands ov folks who never think ov their sins untill they are bit bi a rattle snaik.
Thare iz a grate deal ov human natur in a krab, if yu don’t pick them up in the right way, yu will diskover it.
I think now, if i had all the money that iz due me, i would invest it in a saw mill, and then “let her rip.”
Take the humbugg out ov this world, and yu wont hav mutch left tew do bizzness with.
When we say, “such a man haz bowels ov mercy,” do we mean tew be understood that he iz a light eater?