REMARKS.
When a man hain’t got enny thing to say, then iz a good time tew keep still,—thare iz but few people who hav missed a good opportunity tew ventilate their opiniyuns.
Just about az cerimonys creep into one end ov a church piety creeps out ov the other.
Thoze who hav the fewest failings, see the fewest in others.
Pride iz az universal az hair on the hed—sum are proud ov their virtews, sum ov their vices, and sum, having neither themselves, brag on other people’s.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
An industrious man iz seldom a bad man.
Men will believe their pashuns quicker than they will their consciences, and yet their pashuns are generally wrong, and their consciences alwus right.
It ain’t mutch truble tew bear the pain or sum boddy else’s lame back, but tew hav the lame back oneself ain’t so stylish.
Dispising fortune iz not a sure way tew gain her favors,—pipe to her, and she may dance to you.