Politeness subsists upon politeness.
I like a hornet for one thing, they always attend tew their own bizzness, and wont let enny boddy else attend tew it.
Fools are alwus a looking ahead tew get wisdum, wize men look back.
It iz the eazyest thing in the world tew make a blunder, and the hardest thing tew own it.
I deskribe a kiss, az the time, and spot, whare affeckshun cums tew the surface.
Man waz kreated a little lower than the angels, but while an infant, he fell one day out ov hiz kradle, and hain’t struk bottom yet.
If a man iz very anxious tew kultivate a good opinyun ov human natur, he mustn’t know too mutch ov it.
A phool iz not necessarily a man without enny sense, but one without the right kind ov sense.
When a man gits tew talking about himself, he seldum fails tew be eloquent, and often reaches the sublime.
Excellence in enny direction iz rare—even good clowns are skarse.