Love generally changes coquettry to sense, and prudery to sillyness.
It iz only a step from cunning tew dishonesty, and it iz a step that a man iz liable at ennytime tew take.
Old age haz its priviliges—one iz tew find fault with everything.
Weak and wicked are the two worst things that ennyboddy can be charged with.
He who iz willing tew trust everyboddy, iz willing tew be cheated by everyboddy.
Whenever yu find a man, with an excentricity ov enny kind, which he brags ov, yu kan put that man down az a “beat,” and charge it tew mi account.
A wise man iz never less alone than when alone.
A man may mistake hiz tallents, but he kant mistake hiz genius.
Tallent must hav memory, genius don’t require it.
I don’t beleave thare iz a human being on the face ov the earth, nor an angel in heaven, who are posatively proof against temptashun.