When a man measures out glory for himself he alwus heaps the half bushel.
A bile ain’t a very sore thing after all, espeshily when it iz on sum other phellow.
Pretty much all the philosophy in this world iz kontained in the following bracket—[grin and bear it.]
I don’t kno whitch haz done the most damage in this world, lazyness or malice, but i guess lazyness has.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one “Doubtful” and the other 3 “Useless.”
Rumor iz like a swarm ov bees, the more yu fite them the less yu git rid ov them.
Virtew may konsist in never sinning, but the glory ov virtew konsists in repentance.
Fashion makes phools ov sum, sinners ov others, and slaves ov all.
A jest may be kruel, but a joke never iz.
I never bet: not so mutch bekause i am afrade i shall loze, az bekauze i am afrade i shall win.