A phools money iz like hiz brains, very oneazy.
I don’t think the height ov impudence haz ever been reached yet, altho menny hav made a good try for it.
The reason whi all the works ov nature are so impressive, iz bekauze, they represent ideas.
The books which summer tourists carry about with them are desighned more to employ the hands, than improve the branes.
The man whoze whole strength lays in his money iz a weak man; I had rather be able tew milk a cow suckcessfully, on the wrong side, than to be such a man.
Patience, if it iz merely constitushional, don’t appear tew me to be enny more ov a virtue than kold feet are.
But fu sights, in this life, are more sublime and pathetick, than tew see a poor, but virtuous yung man, full ov christian fortitude, struggling with a mustach.
REMARKS.
Marrying a woman for her munny is vera mutch like setting a rat-trap, and baiting it with yure own finger.