A watch that dont keep korrekt time is wuss than no watch at all.
Grate powers are useful only az they are made serviceable—the value ov a hoss depends upon hiz being well broke.
Too mutch branes iz rather a hindrance than a help to a simply bizzness man.
A praktikal joke iz like a fall on the ice, thare may be phun in it, but the one that falls kant alwus see it.
The soundest wisdum cums from experience, but thare iz a nearer road to it allmost az sure—reading and reflekshun.
He who reads and don’t reflekt, iz like the one who eats and don’t exercise.
The best reformers the world haz ever seen are thoze who commense on themselfs.
He who simply repents ov a sin pays only 50 cents on a dollar, while he who forsakes it pays one hundred.
The more a person hunts for the mote in hiz brother’s eye the plainer he will diskover—if he iz a man ov sense—the beam in his own.
People are more apt tew make a shield ov their religion than they are a pruning-hook.