The man who iz alwus anxious tew assume a responsibility, iz either a phool, or a knave, i dont kno which.
If yu want to klime a tree yu hav got tew begin at the bottom.
As spunky people az i hav ever known have been az arrant kowards.
I had mutch rather alwuss look forward tew the time, when i am going tew ride in a carriage, than tew look bak once tew the time when i used to do it.
A certain amount of cerimony seems tew be necessary to run the soshul masheen with, but when pholks git so mutch cerimony on hand, that they have tew be formaly introduced 312 every time they meet at an evening meeting, i think that they hav wore the flesh all oph from cerimony.
NOSEGAYS.
When i cum akrost people who are perfektly krazy for ventilashun, i say to miself, “that kritter was brought up in a windmill.”
The majority ov the world are like rats, they live upon plunder and forsake a sinking ship.
Punktuality is one grate element ov sukcess.