Manner iz far more attraktive than matter—monkeys are watched clusser than eagles are.
Jelous people alwus luv themselfs more than they do thoze whom they are jelous ov.
Curiosity iz the germ ov all enterprizes—men dig for woodchucks more for curiosity, than they do for woodchucks.
The purest and best specimens ov human natur that the world haz ever seen, or ever will see, hav bin the virtewous heathen.
Men don’t fall so often in this world from a want ov right motives, az they do from lack ov grip.
Thare iz only two men in this world who never make enny blunders, and they are yu and me, mi friend.
Every man seemz tew hav hiz price, except the newsmonger, they prefer to work for nothing, and board themselfs.
Yung man, yu kant learn ennything bi hearing yureself talk, but yu may possibly by hearing others.
Thare iz no one who kan disregard with impunity the proprietys ov life, but thare are menny people who, if they aint propper, ain’t nothing.
Thare iz lots ov folks in this world whom yu kan blo up like a bladder, and then kik them az high az yu pleze.