Rather than not hav faith in enny thing, i am willing tew be beat 9 times out ov 10.
In whipping a yung one, yu don’t never ought tew stop untill yu git klean thru.
I dont never hav enny trubble in regulating mi own kondukt, but tew keep other pholks straight iz what bothers me.
Looking at pikturs iz a cheap way tew think.
{MONOGRAFFS.}
THE INTERVIEWER.
I pitty the poor Interviewer, he iz not alwus a bad phellow at heart, but hiz trade iz a mean one, and the bizzness haz spilte him.
I would rather lead a blind mule on the tow-path for a living, or retail soft klams from a ricketty waggon, than tew be an Interviewer, and worry people with questions, they waz afrade tew answer and too vain tew refuse.
The Interviewer iz a human hosstrich, feeding on enny thing he kan find, and digesting eazy enny thing he can swallo.
He iz a kind ov kultivated hyena, and makes yu shudder to think, that at enny moment, he may turn wild and begin tew hunt for a human beefstake.