I hate grate talkers; i had rather hav a swarm ov bees lite onto me.
Adam and Eve were very good kind ov pholks until they were tempted, and then they kerflumixt immediately.
Ventilashun iz a good thing, but when a man kant lay down and sleep in a 10 aker lot without taking down two lengths ov fence to let the wind in he iz alltogether too airish.
I hav finally made up mi mind tew do a good turn whenever i kan, even if i git histed higher than a kite for it.
I think that a hen who undertakes tew lay 2 eggs a day must necessarily neglekt sum other branch ov bizzness.
He who really deserves friends alwus finds them.
Thare is “menny a slip between a cup and lip,” but not haff az menny az thare ought tew be.
The two most important words in enny languarge are the shortest—“Yes” and “No.”
One ov the most honest and reliable men i kno ov at the present time iz “Old Probabilitiz;” he iz an ornament and honor tew hiz sex.
Men hav more vanity than wimmin, and wimmin hav more jealousy than men.