Her fourth husband undertook teu out-talk her, and died early.
In this way she went on deskribing her husbands, 12 in all.
Az i roze teu depart i sed teu her sollemly:
“Elizabeth Meachem, yu hav been mutch marrid, and mutch an inkosolate widder—at what time ov life do yu think the marrid state ceazes teu be preferable?”
She replied:
“Yu must ask sumboddy older than i am.”
{MISSELLANEOUS.}
GOOD REZOLUSHUNS FOR 1872, 1873 & 1874.
That i wont smoke enny more cigars, only at sum body else’s expense.
That i wont borry nor lend—espeshily lend.