We never should have had enny temperance sons ov sosiety, nor demokratik pollyticians, nor prize fites, nor good murders, nor phatt aldermen, nor whiskee rings, nor nothing, if it want for blessed whiskee.
If it want for korn, how could ennyboddy git korned?
And if it want for gitting korned, what would life be worth?
We should all sink down to the level ov the brutes if it want for gitting korned.
The brutes don’t git korned, they haint got enny reason nor soul.
We often hear ov “drunken brutes,” this is a kompliment to oxen which dont belong tew them.
Korn also haz kurnels, and kurnels are often korned, so are brigadeer-ginerals.
Johnny kake is made out ov korn, so iz hasty puddin.
Hasty puddin and milk is quick tew eat.
All you hav got to do iz to gap, and swallo, and that iz the last ov the puddin.