Korn waz familiar tew antiquity. Joseph waz sent down 372 into Egipt after sum korn, but his brothers didn’t want him to go, so they took pitty on him and pitted him in a pit.
When his brothers got back hum, and were asked whare Joe waz, they didn’t acknowledge the korn, but lied sum.
It has been proved, that it iz wicked to lie about korn, or enny ov the other vegetables.
Thare iz this difference between lieing, and sawing wood, it iz easier to lie, espeshily in the shade.
Korn has got one thing that noboddy else has got, and that iz a kob.
This kob runs thru the middle ov the korn, and iz as phull ov korn as Job waz ov biles.
I alwus feel sorry when i think ov Job, and wonder how he managed tew set down in a chair.
Knowing how tew set down, square on a bile, without hurting the chair, iz one ov the lost arts.
Job waz a card, he had more pashunce, and biles, tew the square inch, than iz usual.
One hundred and twenty-five akers ov korn tew the bushel iz konsidered a good krop, but i have seen more.