A temperate liar is the very wust kind.
Total abstinence iz the only kure for lieing.
The publik are advised tew examine our bi-laws and constitushun, and see if we liv up tew them.
Wanted, (to begin biznes with,) a haff dozen good-hearted fellows, with sum brains, who have bin led tew beleave that thare aint no phun in this world only in a gin cocktail.
No phools nor bigots solicited.
PROVERBIAL PIG.
Az the white rose wakens intu buty, so dus the white Pig cum tu gladden us.
Hiz ears are like the lilac leaf, played upon bi the young zephurs at eventide, his silkaness is the woof ov buty, and his figger is the outline ov lovlaness.
His food is white nectar, drawn from the full fountain ov affecshun.
He waxes fatter, and more slik, evra da, and hangs from the buzzum ov his muther like an image ov alabastur.