Habits are likewize the krooks in an ordinary dorg’s tale natral az life, but seldum useful, or ornamental.
George Washington Crab, Esq., the wonderful astromenor ov the 4th century, alwus took hiz observashuns ov the suns perigammut on one bended knee, with hiz eye tooth buried to the kore in a sour apple, and hiz left shin-bone bandaged, with a solution ov sheet iron.
HABITS OF GRATE MEN.
In this way he discovered cansir, one ov the signs of the zodiac, and it haz ever since bore his name in English.
George also wore an uprite collar, about one foot in upriteness and alwus used kats intestines, for shew strings.
He waz a grate man, and had sum habits.
He died in due time.
And haint bin seen since.
His widdow waz inconsolable for a large amount. Hiz widdow iz also no more now, she coiled oph this mortal shuffle in good shape, at the reasonable age of 86.