If her aktual ashes are still extant, i say boldly, “peace tew her ashes.”
If her ashes kant be found, i am willing to be one ov ten to make enny other arrangements that will pay.
Rev. Moses Bickerstaff wrote those famous sermons ov hiz, that shook the moral firmament from dan to bersheebe, upon the head ov a flower barrel, with a bony pen made from the dorsal feather finis ov an untamed osstrich.
He used ink made from an extrakt ov mid-nite, combined with the perspiration ov a confirmed Ethiopian.
He also kultivated the ambishun ov hiz little finger nail which grew to bee about 8 feet in longevity.
He had a way ov leering with hiz left eye, when he preached, which history sez was cussid good.
Bickerstaff haz had a hoste ov immitators, but they are like the millers who fly at a kandle, he cooks them all.
Bickerstaff wore hiz hat without enny brim to it, nor enny crown, and alwus put on hiz left boot last. He, like all thoze who lived before the flood, iz now deperted to deth, but hiz way ov doing things (on the hed ov a flower barrell), tho often tried on, haz never bin badly beat yet.
Doktor Henry Magnum, M. D., waz a doktor.
He waz rather a weak sister, and alwus rode sideways on a side-saddle.