He had one strong point, he never giv up a pashunt until he waz plumb ded.
His exsentricitys waz theze.
He alwus used a wodden spoon, made out ov wood.
When he eat, hiz mouth always flu open, to the crook ov hiz elbo.
He never et enney mollassis during hiz sweet life.
He made all ov hiz pills down cellar.
He iz sed to hav had, during his life, a thousand stujents ov medisin, but history sez, they didn’t enny ov them equal Magnum, only in hiz odditys.
Docktor Magnum worked in physick about 46 years after the landing ov the pilgrims, on Mount Arryrat, and i presume iz now fully dead, and gone, or too old for a full days work.
He wrote a book on rats (az a dire necessity) which waz a standard work for menny generashun ov rats.
This book waz translated into Hindoo, and thus waz lost, by being burnt with a widder, in a phuneral scrape.