Qu.—Dew you beleave in the mirakel ov Pharaoh and hiz hosts, being drank up by the Red see?
Ans.—I do; and i would like tew see the same old mirakel tried over agin ov faro and hiz hosts, in New York city.
Qu.—Which do yu konsider the most general pashun ov the humin heart?
Ans.—The luv ov applauze; it sticks tew evryboddy during life, and repeats itself on the tumestun.
Qu.—If yu waz blest! with a boy, which ov the lernt profeshions would yu dedikate him to?
Ans.—The shumakers.
Qu.—Iz thare enny rule to obtain long life?
Ans.—Only one; liv virtuously; a good life, if ever so short, kasts a lengthning shaddo back upon time, and forward into eternity.
Qu.—Which do yu kount the happyest time in a man’s life?
Ans.—Immediately after he haz did a square thing.