I noticed that most ov the people went out into the water sum ways from the shore, the water may taste more fresh out thare.
I laid down on mi flat stummuk, cluss tew the edge ov the water, and drank sum.
LONG BRANCH, SARATOGA, AND LAKE GEORGE.
But the folks that waz out in the water got on a frolik, and pushed the water into the shore so mutch that it went all over me.
This waz looked upon az kussid smart, and every boddy laffed.
I did not see enny thing phunny in it, and so i didn’t laff.
The water at Long Branch iz verry plenty, and will last for menny years to cum, if they are saving ov it. They told me that the water at Long Branch waz good for the fidgit, and the conipshun.
I think if the water waz strained, and the mineral got out ov it, i might worry down sum ov it.
I took a jug ov the water home, and tried it on mi aunt, who haz a fidgit once in a while, but she didn’t hanker for it but once.