Qu.—What iz the difference between Saratoga and Long Branch?
Ans.—At Saratoga it iz to go in full dress; at Long Branch it iz to undress and go in.
Qu.—Where do the vain go tew when they die?
Ans.—A barber’s shop.
LONG BRANCH, SARATOGA, AND LAKE GEORGE.
Theze three places are wet spots.
I visited them all during the past seazon, and kant be mistaken about this.
Upon my arrival at Long Branch, i commenced at once tew drink the water, but it did not answer mi expektashun.
I like lemonade, and milk puntch, and sum sider, but mineral water aint mi fort.
I think the water at Long Branch iz too psalt.