Qu.—Which do yu think iz the best representative man, the lively or the sorry Christian?
Ans.—Thare aint nothing in mi praktiss so hard tew judge ov az pius heft, but i don’t think the Lord ever takes the length of a man’s face for a suit of heavenly clothes; he measures the soul.
Qu.—What iz the best cure for love?
Ans.—Tew liv on it.
Qu.—What iz the best cure for pride?
Ans.—A fall on the ice before folks.
Qu.—What iz a sik old bachelor like?
Ans.—A cocoon.
Qu.—What iz an excuse?
Ans.—The finesse ov reason.