Nunnery—Piety in chains.
Ignorance—Raw happiness.
Sin—A natral distemper, for which virtew haz bin discovered to be an antidote.
Friendship—One ov love’s pimps.
Envy—A disease original with Cain, but which hiz brother Abel afterward caught, and died suddenly ov.
Belle—A female boss ov the situation.
Fancy—The flirtashun ov truth.
Sarcasm—An undertaker in tears.
Sulks—Deff and dum madness.
Courting—A hugg and kiss match, generally a drawn game.