Fiction—A lie with holiday clothes on.
Hen—A lay member.
Law—The shackels ov liberty.
Science—The literature ov truth.
Deceit—A ded wasp with a live tail.
Babys—Dividend.
Miser—A wretch who haz dug out hiz heart tew sto away hiz munny in.
Misfortunes—A band ov vagrants, who liv on what they kan steal.
Spirituolist—A curb stone broker, who sells exchange on Ben Franklin & Co.
Inheritance—Second-hand goods, other people’s leavings.